One more blog

2009-08-19T21:54:00.001+08:00

RELINK ME LA!
www.bangjuice.blogspot.com

2009-08-16T21:20:00.000+08:00

Thinking of a name?
100% brain cells wrecker.

2009-08-13T23:18:00.000+08:00

Sweet bangs, bang bang bang!
I love bangs.

Berry? The wait continues, urgh.

2009-08-10T12:59:00.000+08:00

What do you do when it all falls apart?

2009-08-04T14:29:00.002+08:00

Everybody is taking MC like free now, wth.

I'm going back to school in 2 days time, do you guys miss me much?
OF COURSE YOU DO RIGHT!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA. DON'T DENY.

Psst! Lump, Dota can suck my giant ****.

2009-08-01T11:59:00.002+08:00

My eyes are groggy, my throat feels furry, my head feels like someone hit it real hard, my back and chest are aching, and I'm running a fever of 40 degrees, and breaking out in cold sweat.

I feel like shit. Oh well, I have MC till Wednesday.

I'm gonna miss FOP. ):
Ahhh, I so wanna' go! Hope I get better on Sunday, CHC 20th anniversary.

And Happy Birthday Stella and Weikang!

PS: I so miss how it were in the past.

2009-07-31T10:44:00.002+08:00

I'm sick, and in school.

Lots of TB mates having fever now. Have our class contracted H1N1?
Infinitely morbid, no way.

My back is aching!
Lumpy has 6 days MC, Haiqal has 7, how nice.

I definitely cannot get H1N1, I was just talking about how the H1N1 infected people are unlucky fools, as among so many people, they got infected. What if I turned out to be that unlucky fool.

I'll be going down to Pan Pacific later for an interview, and going down for FOP.
Sounds imposibble for a sick person? I agree, I have a grave feeling I might just doze off at home.

Stupid Shamtheng, stole my RNT CD. =='

2009-07-28T20:05:00.002+08:00

Shi Jie Na Me Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

I'm so freaking busy this week. FOP, wash face at Nat's place, do card, do this, do that, go here, go there, prepare for this, prepare for that.

Aiyer.

School sucks too. Ho is being irritating nowadays, Ho ah Ho.

2009-07-20T17:48:00.003+08:00

2009-07-19T12:56:00.003+08:00

Without you, I'm a story that'll never leave its book,
a potential that'll never speak, an accomplishment that'll never be reached.

Thank You for helping me find my way.

2009-07-18T00:21:00.000+08:00

Whooooo, I am freaking shagged!
Just came back from service and fellowship,
I forgot to bring my keys, and no one opened the door for me,
I was knocking the door like some crazy one kind.
I seriously thought I was going to spend the night having fellowship with the lizards that were crowding around the door until I am not scared of them.

In case you don't know Shawn Jovian well enough, I am freaked scared of lizards, yes, TB boys, I'm sure you already know after chasing me around the classroom with the dead lizard.
(Thanks ah thanks)

Thankfully, and obviously, my grandfather opened the door,
therefore, my fear of lizards sustains.

This week was mighty fine,
1) I got selected, along with the babes, for an in-campus interview on the 24th by... (drum roll).. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS! Wish us luck!

(For the dumb dumbs, Universal Studios is a new theme park that is still under construction at Sentosa's Resort World that will be opening next year! It is opened in many countries and is where all the ang mohs and tourists like to go to see Batman, Superman, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck etc. Still don't understand? Go google it, dumbo one kind.)

2) The group (the babes) have been having lunch together almost for the past weeks! Isn't that greeeaaat, no one is rushing to go home and thus we get to spend meaningful time together, talking about trashy stuffs and past experiences, it really bonds us together even more to get to know one another more. We also found out that Jaslyn Kimberly Tan Sham Theng is.. not really smart after all, oh well, another bimbo. LOL.

3) Service and fellowship was fantastic (though awfully tiring) and Cherie even joined us this week!

And finally, I have better start concentrating on my studies and managing my finances well. No more FB-ing during lesson time and no more spending on unnecessaries.

2009-07-16T09:11:00.002+08:00

Mwaha. I'm in school, life skills, bwa.
I learnt something new yesterday, I learned the F language!
No la! Not the F word! The F language.
Aifai lovefove thefhe babefabes!

Yesterday during our gathering time "after" school,
NatPhoe, JasKim, RenGrace and I were talking about ghost and stuffs.
We even tried playing love angel.
(Though we didn't succeed in inviting the love angel)
(Yinen said her mom once invited Empress Cixi once and she refused to go back, scary.
and it makes me wonder again about why is Cixi in our small island Singapore and she understands english? (I mean, the paper thing only has alphabets..) Oh well.)

Anyway, yesterday night was pretty creepy.

And argh, I'm so broked.

2009-07-15T00:12:00.002+08:00

I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know so damn badly.

What I wanna' know? Its for me to know and for you to find out.
What I wanna' know? Its for you to know and for me to find out.

But most probably, I will never find out.

2009-07-14T21:16:00.001+08:00

FB, FB, FB.
Go study la, Jovian!

You too! Rennessa, Pheonicia & Jaslyn!

2009-07-13T14:31:00.003+08:00

I love Sandra lam xin yi to the max!

HAHAHAHAHA

Everyone loves banana cake. Okay, Shawn just snatched my cake away.
Anyway, this is Xinyi here, Shawn's beloved bestie. Hehe!
He's currently being very super duper lame nowwwwwww.
And he got picked to show the class how to do the Microsoft-related thingy and I guess he has no idea how to because he did not pay attention to Mr LKK's class! How to go poly like that huh?!

Alright. That's about it, ta!

2009-07-12T19:27:00.002+08:00

"I Love You" guarantees NOTHING.
Don't be stupid, don't cling on.

2009-07-11T02:59:00.004+08:00

Scarier than H1N1, Avian Flu, SARS and any other viral infections..
and I've been infected.

Its Shopaholicism.
More deadly than you can ever imagine.

Cure is not found. Oh well.

I hate replying SMSs, I hate replying MSN, I hate answering calls.
So don't talk to me, I love being emo..
No la! I'm just freaked tired. -shrugs shoulders

And the babes are going to Panama (rolls eyes), remember to bring NiNi along kay!

2009-07-10T14:34:00.004+08:00

Splurges & Sprees.

Have self-control please, you don't print money.

Yes, as Shamtheng said, we WILL go to poly next year, we will enter NYP.
Just as long as we thrive with great faith and hard work.
We shan't have no doubts about our potentials.

And of cos', not a single thought of retaining nitec or going to higher nitec, our only goal is poly.

Service at Expo tomorrow, finally Expo and finally Hall 8!
Yes, no more death defying walks to Hall 1. - rolls eyes

Gotta go to work now.
I swear you have to pity me.
I don't get a single day of rest at all. AT ALL.
Monday to Friday, school, and school ends at 5!
Yes, 5. (I heard you gasp "what the hell")
Friday and Sunday, work. Till late nights.
Saturday, service.

So, when do I get to stay home and sleep till my heart content?
Gah, I miss holidays.

No wait, I love school, I'm hardworking, I'm going to poly!
Yes, yes!

PS, MJ is pissing me off. No, the media hogging MJ's death news are pissing me off. MJ, do us all a favor and haunt the shit out of the media people so they will leave us, i mean you in peace. Thanks ah thanks.

2009-07-07T00:44:00.001+08:00

[ I so wanna go poly ]
It better be solid truth I can go next year.

2009-07-06T22:33:00.002+08:00

School has started. I miss everyone so so much.

Campus grounds that I haven't stepped on in a month, faces I haven't seen in a month, all feels the same, nothing changed.

I love school. But wait, school now ends at 5. Argh.

And hey, I found new hopes of going to poly after this year, provided I get 3.5 for my GPA at the end.

All right, no more nonsense from today on, must chiong for poly! A Diploma is what I want.

RP is all the way at Woodlands, thats a long way from home. I really really freaked hope I can get in to RP next year for Tourism.

No, I don't want to just hope. I WILL make it to poly next year.
Woodlands? Thats on the red line right.. do you think we will cross paths again in life?

I have made the decision to go to poly next year, but Lump and the rest would rather go higher nitec than go to the, purportedly, lousiest polytecnic.

I will really miss them. I will really miss ITE. Even though its just a mere one year, this people whom I see almost everyday, has already became a big part of my life and I can surely say, they are the best things ever happened to me!

Oh well, time to start studying hard!

And thanks Shamtheng for the Koala Bear!

2009-07-04T12:06:00.004+08:00

OH EM GEE!

I finally get to blog. Ya-hoo, baby!

I'm getting ready to go out with E492 now.

I have so much to blog, I don't know where to start.

Okay, first up, happy birthday Shimin! You're now 15!

Next, Micheal Jackson.
Seriously, memorial broadcast about him is pissing me off.
Its been a week already,
is he THAT important to have channel 5 waste so much of their air time?
Its the most irritating thing on channel 5 now, right next to Youth Games.
Who cares about sports, honestly.

School reopens next week, I can't wait, I CAN'T WAIT.
I'm so ready for school. I wanna' go to school!
Get away Nemo, I'm more school crazy than you.

I seriously need to start sleeping early.
Nowadays, I sleep right after watching CSI, Style By Jury,
Everyday Food (some cooking show), Ellen and in rare cases.. Martha Stewards.
So guess what time is that.

Oh yes, Cherie! Get me something back from JB!

I have so much to say but got to go now,
Oh well, bye!

Falling in love is easy, falling out of love is hard?
I think the other way is more likely.

Ps, I know you need this. (:
Wakey wakey.

2009-06-24T18:52:00.002+08:00

Exam results? GPA?

I'm drop dead dissapointed.
F**k.

---

God blessed me yesterday (inside story), and I in turned blessed my family, E492, with ice cream.

The BBQ was fun, my pants was wet the whole night..
because of playing with water guns and bombs.

I missed work today, I asked my cousin to wake me up at 2, he didn't.
Thanks cousin, thanks. Thats 27.50 for today, you know?
I could buy a top with that money.

---

I'm so interested to know how much you got.
Not that I care if you passed, I just want you to fail.

2009-06-22T21:36:00.002+08:00

Whoo, I am having a freak packed week.

East Coast with E492 tomorrow, Marcus and JianKuo's B'day BBQ tomorrow, Sentosa on Thurs, whoo.

Oh yeah, Birthday boys, sorry I didn't get any presents, so I made cards instead, hope you'll like them.

And Jiankuo, Paiseh ah, I wrote 16th on your b'day card, but I already corrected it by sticking color paper over to write 15th.

Oh, I realised, when life starts to suck bad, its time to move on.

Besides, I can do all things, through Christ who strengthens me.

2009-06-20T22:50:00.001+08:00

Hello people.

Tomorrow is Fathers' Day,
Happy Father's Day!

I miss school. I miss you babes!

2009-06-16T00:14:00.002+08:00

I'm so shagged.

Went out last night, met up with Michelle, Marcus, Ian and Daryl.
Tonned the whole night.
I love 433 slackers.
Whoo.

Afternoon, went out with E492.
Had a tour of Fort Canning Park.
Whoo.
I love E492.

2009-06-11T23:53:00.001+08:00

Faith camp was fun.
End of story.

Haha. I'm going to wear the camp t-shirt to service this Saturday.
This Saturday, there'll be Celebrity Weekend,
So.. Kenneth, Frederick, Betty and Clarissa will be going for service with me!

Yay!

See you guys on Saturday!

OH YA!
I bought my VANS yesterday. Yahoo.

Kay, I worked full day today.
Shagged till no end, beyond words.

Bye!

2009-06-08T14:03:00.002+08:00

I'm running out of blogging ideas.
I'm either working at Ajisen or sitting in the hot sweltering room at night.

Something HAVE to go on in my life.
Argh, I wonder how the rest are doing.

Nat, Brandon and the people have went for Faith Camp,
I'll be going tomorrow.

Lumpy, she has just finished her family chalet.

Cherie, Emily, Jiamin, apparently waiting for jobs.

Yinen, busy bursting chicken pox at home.

Jas, CPJ, probably with boyfriends.

I'm SO assed bored.

Oh well, since I'm bored now, I shall tell you a story..

See, some time ago, I messaged Jeffrey Kwek and talked to him about some personal stuff, perhaps also wanting to have his listening ear.

You know, when you're troubled, you just want someone to listen to you,
symphatise you, empathise with your feelings.

And see, Jeffrey went to City Harvest for 2, 3 months (?) and he now apparently,
transformed in to a evangilising holy person who replied me,

"Don't talk to me, I cannot help you much, ask God for guidiance or talk to your cell group leader."

Ask God for guidiance? Hello? I'm talking to you as a friend hoping for you to show some care and concern, and you're askking me to ask God for guidiance?

Kay, next, I asked him, does he believe in God, my prick of a friend said YES.

So confidently, but when I ask him why, he took damn long to reply my message,
and finally gave me a yaya answer,

"Because he has never let me down."

ARGH! Fuck you! Fuck you all!

Why the hell am I so angry?!

Heres why, Jeffrey Kwek, before he joined CHC, he told me God was unfair to him, took his parents away, said God was cruel, said he took everything from him.

And now? He claims God has never let him down? God, (no pun intended) has he been brained washed or something?!

Obviously, he cannot give me an answer why he believe in God.

Well, its safe to say, Jeffrey Kwek joined church for this girl call Xiao Bao.
(Okay, stop laughing at the name la!)

Hypocritical.

I hate Jeffrey Kwek, bloody prick of a kind.

2009-06-05T23:48:00.002+08:00

Okay, I did mentioned "come and visit me at work" right?

I changed my mind, DON'T EVER FUCKING VISIT ME AT WORK!

See, I had to wear this fucking (really fucking) ugly bandana in the color of shit.

Ew, I swear I had never worn a bandana,
ever in my whole 16 years of my life,
and I'm glad I never tried it.

Its fucking gross! Its not me at all!
Oh my God, the ugliness is excrutiating,
I looked bald!
And its hot (not as in a fashion statement, like sweltering hot),
my hair was crying for mercy,
my hair was squashed mad when I removed the bandana.

The work was okay though. (Waiter lor, still got how)

They cheated my feelings though, when I went for interview,
they said 5.50/hr, now they say 5/hr.

Oh, and they gave me this uniform with buttons kept popping off.

2009-06-05T00:01:00.000+08:00

Shopping, anyone?

(:

2009-06-04T22:36:00.002+08:00

EXAMS SO ENDED TODAY.

YES! Hello holiday, hello vacation, hello playing all day, hello..

..

NO. Hello a whole holiday of work at Ajisen.

Oh well, no work, no money.
Dreaming bout luxuries? Better start working then.

I have so much things to do with my salary,
returning debts is one of them.

After returning debts, I'm gonna splurge till I drop dead.

And have I already said I want a pair of Vans?
No? Well, I WANT A PAIR OF VANS!

Oh ya, CAN YOU PEOPLE PLEASE COME TO MY BLOG EVERYDAY?
LIKE SERIOUS, PLEASE?

My traffic is seriously dropping, damn patheticly, damn drastically.

I know, I know, it dropped because I haven't been blogging rapidly.
But thats because I don't have internet connection, you can't blame lil ol' me for that right?

And I'm already making an effort to blog now, so..
BE LOYAL, COME BACK TOMORROW TOO!

2009-06-02T21:53:00.002+08:00

I'M SELLING MY EEE PC,
EXTREMELY LOW PRICED,
GOOD WORKING CONDITION,
EXTERNAL CONDITION is 7/10.

Em, I bedazzled it too, with a crown on the cover.
I bought the EEE PC for 800 bux,
I'm selling it for less then half the price now and is open for bargain.

Urgently selling it, thanks.
81432012.

2009-06-02T20:46:00.002+08:00

I found a job,
Ajisen at Vivo's outlet.

Must come and visit me okay?
I'm starting work this Friday.

Whoo, can't wait to get my pay,
I have so much things I wanna' get.

Sigh, counting my chickens before they even hatch.
Oh wells, it doesn't kill.

Faith Camp next week, whoo.

2009-06-02T00:11:00.004+08:00

Exam week, I swear I have been mugging (abit :\).

(Anyway, I decided to name my gadgets,
Elizabeth the phone,
Edward the lappy,
Victoria the digital camera
& Anastasia the EEE PC.
Aww.
Lumpy named her phone Jacob,
since I took the name Edward (Twilight la, Twilight))

Anyway, I'll be working the whole holidays.
Whoo, I see kachings.

Seriously, DTG paper today was 2 (FUCKING) hours.
2 (ccb) hours! In the (fucking?!) hot and sweltering room.
My God, it is certainly the 8th wonder of the world why Lumpy can fall asleep in there!
My pee pee almost melted in my pants, omg.

I'm having CTR, Customer Relations, later and I'm still not asleep.
And yeah, I haven't study.
Oh well, CTR, I'm a God in that subject,
my notes are bibles, I must shamelessly add.
(Muahahahahahahahah)

Daryl Toh is lecturing me about studying now, on msn.
Pot calling the kettle black lor, wah lau, ze zhong ren.
Lol.

Oh yeah, good luck to whoever taking exams this week! (:

Jeffrey Kwek, you can jolly well (fucking) fail.
Bless everyone, except you.

2009-05-29T16:49:00.002+08:00

Hows my week,
I am incredibly sick,
I missed bs,
I blinged my phone,
I top the class for CTR mock test (mmm, (:),
I cut my hair?

I'm (SO) dying for a job now.
Anyone? Recommend?

I'm a (hardcore) good worker. (:

Oh yes, oh yes,
exams are next week.

Customer Relations? I'm a god, a genius, my notes are bible.
Intro To Tourism? I'm pretty lost in its big big world.
Destination Geog? My results are down bottom.
Effective Communication? My God, I don't even know what is it about!

I should probably start studying.

IMM was fun ah babes!
Muahaha. Daiso, Daiso, Daiso.
Shopped like mad.

Kay, off to meet the angmoh now.

2009-05-27T22:24:00.003+08:00

Laughter is perhaps the bestest medicine.

I'm so sick, argh.

I'm so sick, I'm half dead during school.
Which Er Jie Sham Theng failed to noticed,
how boxim right?!
She said I didn't look sick cos' I am constantly loud and talkin'.

Oh yeah, babes! I've thought of what flowers you all are!

Jaslyn - Rose, classy and vintage!
Natalie - Sunflower, sunny and bubbly!
Peijun - Peony, rich and oriental!
Yinen - Sakura, always pinkish!
Jiamin - Lily, brave and elegant!
Lumpy - Forget-me-not, small and petite!
Cherie - Ixora, sweetness guaranteed!
Emily - Hibiscus, vibrant and loud!
Christina - Mimosa, always shutting us out!

And me? Nat and Jas agreed I'm a la ba hua, always talking.

My grandmother made tons, and I mean TONS, of bah-zangs,
looks like I'm gonna' have to eat bah-zangs for breakfast, lunch and dinner now.

2009-05-24T00:18:00.002+08:00

"Why haven't you been blogging?!"
"What have you been doing?"

Honestly, I don't know.

I've been caught by irony,
tempted by addictions,
eaten by curiousity,
stuck in the midst of things,
lured by materialism,
blanking out.

So now how?

Wait for salvation?

Uh uh, I suppose I better start doing something.
Exams are coming, study outing anyone?

2009-05-19T21:09:00.004+08:00

Wassup?
God damn it,
I'm so (fucking) busy this week.

Many people to attend to,
many stuffs to do.

Ulcers hurting like fuck.

I should probably go get a haircut too,
I'm using shit ass alot of hairspray to keep my hair from falling.

Ah! Lovely Yanny got a new haircut! Yan! Its cool alright!

PS, some things puts me on a roller coaster.

2009-05-18T23:27:00.002+08:00

Nizar had a new hair cut, handsome!
Sarah put on hair band, cute!

And thanks ah Sarah, for hitting my balls with the floorball stick.
Thanks ah thanks, Assbag.

Going to school nowadays is practically meaningless la,
either the teachers are no where to be found or the students are no where to be found.
What sia what.

I'm so busy this week la, so much plans.
I'm so shagged. Argh.

And CPJ, don't fret about the spammer la!

2009-05-17T15:12:00.002+08:00

I put up the plurk leh!
And I downloaded Skype,
add me leh!

I'm so bored now.

2009-05-16T01:07:00.000+08:00

2009-05-11T18:41:00.002+08:00

Blogging? I'm losing touch lately.

So what you want me to do?
I got nothing to blog about.

Ask me out la!

2009-05-09T15:55:00.002+08:00

And so, the phrase, "invite new opportunities" got me up from my lazing to attend church service for the first time. Pretty good, met new humans. Its tiring though, but it definitely beats lazing around at home (See! Motivation is good!). There you go, Shawny, you found something to keep you occupied on Saturdays! Don't just stop here though, keep your doors open for new opportunities too! Live life till its peak! Live well, love much, laugh often!

Rid the past, invite new opportunities.

Put aside your so called "miseries" and "injustice" and open your doors and welcome new changes.

2009-05-08T19:56:00.001+08:00

Queensway with the babes,
Lumpy Lam Lam and Cherie.

I had plenty of food, uh huh.
Plenty! I tell you!

2 bowls of rice, curry annd Lumpy's left over laksa,
and don't forget the 5 tutu kuehs.

Headed down to Ikea too.

We had fun on the bed.

..
..

Ikea's display bed, we just love them.
What were you thinking?!

Aw wells.
Lumpy, pictures please!

2009-05-07T19:23:00.003+08:00

I'm at BK again!

My grandfather found a baby "Huang Ying", bird (as what he claimed the lil' prick is),
purportedly the bird will follow you around if you raise it by hand.

Neh, its those yellow birds which fly from tree to tree,
its as redundant as mynahs and crows but so much chio-er and harder to spot.

I took pictures of it,
but forgot to bring my camera out with me.

Oh yeah, the shit is horrible.
It explodes, really, it explodes,
like a volcano erupting.

Uh huh, my grandma says birds have no self control over passing waste.
Ew.

And please, you must be going, "Oh a lil' birdie! So cute!"
No way its cute. it looks like a cry for help, it looks like God hates him.
Baby birds are not cute, at all. And neither are baby lizards.

2009-05-06T12:25:00.000+08:00

2009-05-03T17:14:00.004+08:00

Hey look!
Need I remind you again?
My blog ain't dead,
so please don't stop coming alright!

I'm at Tiong Bahru Plaza's Burger King now,
leeching on their internet.
Without buying any food,
just hogging onto their table with my laptop.
The manager is giving me the evil eye now.

Argh, I'm so bored.
I'll be catching a movie with Kenny tomorrow!
Neh, that Wolverine show lor.
Ha, can't wait.

Speaking of Wolverine,
I'm a Wolverine fan.
He's like my favourite X-men la.
If I had mutant powers,
I want shimmering claws and fast healing body too.
*nod nod*
Awesome.

I really want a laptop skin to cover my laptop's scratched marks.
Anyway, I've been rather nuts and crazy later,
all your fault, Kenny Silvester!

Anyway, I want a freaking new tattoo!
Anissa got hers done already,
I want one toooooooooooooo.

Ahhhhh.
Who wanna' sponsor me?

By the way for those who are still not notified,
I changed number,
I'm not using the 96246353 one anymore.
Update please, 81432012, thanks.

And hey!
I haven't been seeing my good friend beer lately.
Can someone please ask me out for some drinks?!
I'm so sick of lazing around.
And I haven't been seeing my buddy, Vodka, lately either..
Vodka is a jerk though, he makes me do stupid things.

Ah well.

2009-05-02T15:59:00.001+08:00

No no, my blog is still alive and kicking.

I'm just too lazy to blog.
I'm staying at my grandparent's place now.

I miss Tan Kah Wee and Frederick. Haha.
I know you miss me too, awww.

Anyway, common tests are over,
WHOO! I think I did pretty well.

Ms Dewi said I did MARVELOUS for Destination Geography,
48/50 okay!

I'm dying for a laptop skin now. AHHHHH!
Buy me one please, its only 20 bux.

2009-04-23T20:19:00.002+08:00

Jaslyn, Lumpy, CPJ, Natalie, Yinen,
Sarah, Yan, Jiamin, Emily, Cherie,
Daryl, Vincent, Nizar,
Thanks a lot.
For the crackers, the concern and all the comforting.

2009-04-20T00:29:00.002+08:00

Got whacked by dad, got disowned,
got my laptop wrecked into pieces by that bastard, got kicked out of house.

I'm fucking god damn thankful to lots of people,
I'm indebted to these two,
one is Daryl, who immediately gave me money to get a top up card,
after my phone line got cut off by my mother,
two is Vincent Tan Kah Wee,
who provided me shelter and food and such,
after I got kicked out of house.

And babes, don't worry about me alright,
I'm a-okay, see ya' all in school!
I'll tell you guys what happen asap.

2009-04-16T17:52:00.002+08:00

Just came back from Topman interview at Kovan.

Argh! Thanks to Sarah, who told me I have to wear formal,
As such, I borrowed Daryl's Higher Nitec HPO formal uniform,
my god la, I looked liked an idiot, everyone who went,
were dress in casual, except me.

Sarah, thanks ar thanks.

I went with Lumpy and Daryl,
she's on still on her way home now,
while I sit in the comfort of my own room,
blogging.

I have to wait from tomorrow to Monday,
to find out if I am short listed,
a lot of people went for the interview,
even Daryl Toh.
Pfft, steal our chances.

Hopefully we get selected so when the next time we are asked,
"Where do you work?"
We can proudly say, "Topshop."
And not some Giordano or Bossini or Hang Ten.
Or when we are asked,
"What are you wearing?"
We can be stucked up and spew,
"Topshop/Topman la!"

Muaha.

2009-04-15T19:41:00.002+08:00

Can anyone tell me where the fuck is the Topman interview?

I called up (actually Emily did) Topman,
and they asked me to check up the Straits Times as they had posted an advert,
with the interview venue.

Knn, I wasted 90 cents on that thick stack of nonsence and couldn't find no shit.

Message me, 96246353.
Thanks, a lot.

If not I have to go for the Uniqlo interview instead.

Uniqlo is not as atas as Topman right?
I must work at the atas atas shops so can get staff discount.

Muahahahaha.

Oh yes, 10-lian-pai. Zero to ten.

Bunch of pics,

Mak mak, happily posing for the camera.

Aiyer! Emily, why you orh pi sai kena caught on cam!?
Lol. Must be demons at work.

HAHAHA! CPJ's expression: priceless.

Demon from hell. Muaha.

Playing with mascara;

Nat: Look what I found!

Mascara eh!

*Turns around* Ha! Found my victim.

Hafiz: Am I pretty??

Thats all, bye.

UPDATE: I found the address for interview, I'm going with Lumpy tomorrow,
she is seriously overtly excited.
Aiya, of course la, can wear free Topshop clothes eh!
Please emphasize on the word free, thanks ar thanks.

2009-04-14T17:35:00.002+08:00

Argh, late for school today,
thanks bimbooooos, for waiting at eunos for me.
(Yinen and Natalie)

See, I was so tired
when I reached home from school yesterday,
so after I on my (ultra chio) laptop,
log in to my msn,
I decided to crawl onto my bed to rest for "awhile",
like 5 mins or so,
Whoever fucking knew, awhile could become 10 hours.

Thus, I slept till this morning, late.

Oh by the way, I (finally) got my ITE student pass yesterday.
Not what I expected,
cos its super-ultra-mega-ccb-knn-fuck-ultimate ugly.
Chao chee bai, they only took my face,
seriously, like just my face,
no neck and shoulders, just my face, KANINNA.
I looked as if I'm trying to tip toe for the camera.

Aiya, anyway everyone else's was also so ugly-ly taken,
I can at least feel better, a little.

CCB la, I don't wanna look at my card.

Oh ya, by the way,
why do I seem like the only guy not good at math and science?
Guys are, apparently, supposed to be good at math and science right?

So why do my science and math results look like wiped toilet papers.

I swear I have never ever passed my math and science ever since primary 3?
But I DID score a C5 for my N levels, amazing!

Honestly, I think Oxford passed my N level math papers to a mad retard.
For paper 1, I forgot to bring calculator, I couldn't do no shit on the paper please,
because I am totally incapable of mental calculation..

No la! Its not because of that la, I mean who can't calculate mentally,
must be some freak of nature lor..

So the reason must be evil force pressuring me during paper 1.
- nod nod.

Kay la, I'm a freak of nature.

Anyway, for paper 2 is a funny story.

Seeing that I already gave up on math,
I did one page and flipped to page 2,
then I thought, the fucking paper is 2 hrs long,
I could just anyhow scribble answers in minutes,
why not just take a short nap first.

When I woke up from my nap,
the invigilator announced, "Two minutes left, please check your work."

Ta ma de, I looked down on my paper,
BLANK, BLANK, BLANK, BLANK,
more over still on page 2.
With some drool on it.

I hurried and scribbled through the paper in a minute and awaited collection.

Pro right, like that also can score C5.

Must be I do a lot of good deed in my last life.

2009-04-12T14:57:00.004+08:00

School starts tomorrow,
knnbccb, common test.
-slams table

I hope a Singapore snows heavily or kena typhoon tomorrow,
then school will be canceled.

Even better, let the typhoon carry the whole campus away.
*nod nod*

Pfft. Nevermind, even if it didn't,
I can still go to school for the sake of seeing the missed ones.

Update: From the looks of outside the window,
it seems unlikely for a snow storm or typhoon.
Oh well, theres always a chance of terrorist bombing.
Choy ah! What if I, yours truly, was on the train thats suppose to explode.

Sob, you will all miss me,
right? (parang in right hand)
*nod nod*

2009-04-11T15:38:00.004+08:00

Vacations are about to end!

See ya, Clementi. See ya, common test.

Ps, Lumpy, I want my New Moon.
Pps, I totally stole my sister's hamster please. Its on my table now. Whoo.
Ppps, if you seriously look at it, lots of GUYS go to church not for the sake of embracing God,
they just go there to know girls.

2009-04-10T19:15:00.006+08:00

I'm fucking bored,
I'm over with the "I have a fucking pwetty laptop" mood,
and also the "I have the chio-est phone in the chio-est shade of pink" mood.

I should probably go study for my tests or something.
-digs ear

Oh ya, while on Geekologie..

Domo-Kun Xbox 360

I want this please.
Even if I got negative zero interest in gaming,
I totally want this.
It'll wow the shit out of Mak Singa.

The guy who made this is a Deviant art artist,
he painted(?) this Xbox for his sister in law's birthday.

Now you guys know what to get me for MY birthday.
I would like one in a Bulbasaur theme, thanks.
I want the controller painted in Pokeball colors.

Or you can just totally tell me where can I get my
(shiny thing obsessed) hands on this,

Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse

I know! Chio-est thing you and I have ever seen.
But its not real gold, its just plastic.

And cost just 35 bux,
as stated on Geekologie.
And they didn't link any sellers, knnbccb.

I totally want it la,
chio to the max.

Ps, I'm beginning to think the LG ice cream is a baby toy in disguise.
Its LED lights and the sounds it makes,
are totally Fisher Price like.
It simply amuses me til' no end.

2009-04-09T23:38:00.005+08:00

Look at this, look at this!

My new lappy!
The pictures doesn't do it justice,
its, in fact, fucking shiny and ultra chio.
Honest!

Alright, I didn't buy it at Republic Poly,
I got it at White Sand's Challenger last night,
with Kenny.

When I draw out 1200$ from the ATM,
I tell you, the thickness of the 50$ notes..
can be used to slap your face hard.

Met up with Wang,
to get a new hair cut.
My hair is, ultimate short.

Went down to Mustafa with her to get her phone,
Samsung F-something one.
A pink phone.

Wait, thats not the main point,
the big deal is not her pink phone,
its MY pink phone!

Bought it along with Wang,
LG ice cream in PINK!

Uh huh! The button lights are pink too!

I'm turning bimbo,
(leave me a seat, Natalie~)
my camera is pink, and now my phone is also pink.

Wait, Wang is turning bimbo too,
her phone is pink, and her new laptop is HOT PINK.

Cousins la, cousins.

Oh ya, bought my NUM top,
and joined the NUM member,
The name on my membership card will be "Ultimate Blogger".

Oh ya, when we were at Mustafa,
the sales assistants there,
practically ignored our calls,
so we figured, to work at Mustafa,
you have to pass 3 criterias,

1) You have to be deaf, or partially deaf.
2) You have to grow a mustache.
3) You have to be indian.

2009-04-08T07:02:00.003+08:00

Shit ass tons of things to do,

Bath the dog
Study for DTG common test next week
Study for ITI common test next week
Study for CTR common test next week
Study for EFC common test(?) next week
Buy laptop from Republic Poly
Get a hair cut at Far East
Buy eyelid tape from Kovan
Buy NUM party tank from NUM
Collect ITE identification card from Dover
Worry about outing on Sunday

Alright, I shall go study now.
- stamps "HARDWORKING" on forehead

No la, kidding,
I'm gonna sleep,
bye.

Ps:
Wtf, look what happened to my phone.

KNNBCCB,
My 1200 is reserved for my laptop, hair cut and NUM lor,
where am I gonna find money to get a new phone,
or fix this mess.

:\

Oooh, ice cream phone, ftw.

2009-04-07T02:21:00.001+08:00

Sorry JX,
it was all a misunderstanding,
Jeffrey Kwek Yew Boon,
decided it was fun to make me angry,
using you.

Thanks ar, Kwek, thanks.
Now, Fuck you.

2009-04-07T02:05:00.005+08:00

Fuck ants,
fuck those crawling on my table,
what the fuck did I ever do to you?!
Fuck you ants,
fuck you all.

"Fuck you all" totally pwns.
So, fuck you all!

No la, just fuck the ants.
And lizards too..
And balloons, duh.

Common test is coming,
time to study.

Fuck common test,
fuck you all.

Hmph, fuck you all.
Bye.

2009-04-06T18:54:00.003+08:00

Whatever la, whatever.
-shakes head

Douche.

Seriously,
fuck ulcers.

knnbccb,
hurts like fuck.

Ow.
Hair cut on Thursday, getting laptop on Thursday,
Can't wait.

Ain't you jealous you're not the one with 1200 bux?
Aww. -pats your head

Bless you, bye.

2009-04-05T13:34:00.004+08:00

Hey ya' all (Texas accent),
I received a letter to collect my ITE scholarship award.

*nod nod*
Uh huh! The 1200 bux one!
And also a cert.

But who cares bout' the cert!
Its the $1200!

I just came back from the community center,
to collect the award.

I braved the drizzling weather, please.
What could have been a 15 mins walked,
turned out to be more than half an hour long.

Because I scurried under shelters and took the bus.

Oh well.

I'm gonna' buy a laptop on Thursday!!
Yay! Using my scholarship money.
I'm finally gonna' use Vista.

Mu-ha-ha-ha.

Now I can serenade in joy with other Vista or OSX users.
*confetti all around*

And, I'll get my hair done.
And, a NUM tank top.

NUM is like (fuck) mad please.
70 (fucking) bucks, for a tank top?!
Wtf.

Oh well, whatever,
gotta' pamper yourself once in a while.

But then again..
I have bills to pay..

Ah heck, bills can wait.
:D

2009-04-04T17:58:00.003+08:00

Are you part of ITE College West Clementi Campus's TB?

If you are, YOU are invited to TB's Class Outing
this on Friday (April 10th 2009)!

We'll be going to Sentosa in the morning and,
we'll be holding sheesha session at night!

Attendance is COMPULSORY,
since our vacation is coming to an end
and TB hasn't gotten a chance to go out as a class yet.

So, please (please!) make yourselves free this Friday!
Time and meet up venue will be confirm,
please contact Siti Sarah (waves to Sarah) for more info!

Thanks!
(My god, I miss TB)

2009-04-02T18:35:00.004+08:00

Hi people,
I know you love me.

So, if one of me isn't enough for you,
how bout two?

Meet Jovian,
my identical twin..
(oh come on, what better thing can you do
then to camwhore with your identical twin)

And hey,
Self love is crucial!

2009-04-01T21:44:00.014+08:00

HAHAHA! LUMP, look at your face,
what a great expression for SK.

2009-04-01T21:36:00.003+08:00

Sorry people,
for my sudden disappearance.
Did ya' all miss me loads?

Knew it, you did.

I stayed over at Wang's place for some nights,
and she didn't have any internet connection,
therefore, no blogging for me.

And well, to be honest,
I couldn't be arsed to blog too.

Cos' I was too busy watching Er Zuo Ju Zhi Wen.
So cute please.

Anyway, Lumpy and Jaslyn,
I'm already uploading the damn pictures now.
Love me a lot please,
its gonna' kill tons of my brain cells.

And whats this sheesha thing I've been hearing about?!
How come I ain't heard nothing bout' it?!
Sarah? Ain? Sharifah?!

And funny ah, Lumpy.
How can YOU bear to hate me?~

I knew it was April's Fool joke lor.
Knew it, like totally knew it please.

Okay la, I didn't,
you fooled me.

2009-03-27T16:43:00.001+08:00

Oh well,
truth hurts,
love hurts,
life hurts,
shit happens.

Life just sucks, occasionally.

Pictures soon.
Not today I guess.

The greener side of the grass is always,
under someone else's feet.

2009-03-26T00:41:00.000+08:00

After coming back from movies and Sheesha,
with TB mates; chiobu Jiamin, er jie Jaslyn, Lumpy, short lash Peijun,
and cousin Anissa Wang, Matt and Desiree,
I'm shagged till no end, no end I tell you.

I can't be arsed to bath already, its like 12:42 now.
And asking me to upload the pics taken today,
will definitely kill all my brain cells,
oh wells, wait till tomorrow alright, peeps!

The amount of pics taken today,
my fucking god, I don't even dare to count.

And Confessions of a Shopaholic?
Fucking nice, funny like hell please.
Worth the watch, funny.
Hahehohohahaheheho.

And Jas and Lump,
thanks ar, thanks,
I hate you two!
Hmph!!
Abandon us.
And you too, CPJ!
Hmph!

No la, I love all of ya.
:D:D

I'm glad I met you guys up today.

2009-03-25T04:23:00.004+08:00

Its 4:24AM,
and I'm bored and still not asleep, apparently.
Staying up so late at nights,
its no wonder I'm still sick.
-rolls eyes

My Itunes love the song "Our Last night",
by Better Than Ezra.
It keeps playing over and over,
alright, I love the song.

And Ezra, thats a bluddy cool name yeah?
I shall name my pinky finger Ezra and draw him a face.

Fierce seh.
My pinky pwns yours.
-ignorant smirk

Aww, my sis's hamster.
Such a photogenic lil' rodent.
Or maybe I'm just a re-ally good photographer.
-scratch head

Will my fucking cough just stop?!
Seriously, just give me a instantaneous cure.

Oh yes, I forgot to tell you,
God was unfair to me,
he didn't give me double eye lids.

SO, painstakingly I had to tape my eyelids.
Now, my right eye has double eyelids,
even without tape,
But my left eye is stuck being single.

Thanks ar, God.
I'm trying to put in something you forgot to do,
and now you do this to me,
thanks ar, thanks.
-punches wall

Now my eyes are cocked up,
one with double lids and one with just one lid.
Great, perfect, its amazing.

Oh yes, have you heard?
Victoria Beckhams and her balls-kicking hubby,
just bought a new mansion.

With a walk in wardrobe,
with 360 degrees cameras shooting at Mrs Beckham's
every possible angles (sounds wrong, who cares),
just so she could see how her damn dress looks like,
when a midget crawls under her.

It also has a computer that registers and plans what Victoria will wear.
Better yet, it has a fucking shiny sparkling bling bling crystal chandelier,
giant wardrobe with dresses that cost bombs and could last her a few million years,
AND GUESS WHAT?
LEATHER FLOORS.
-wtf face-

I'm thinking my wardrobe,
won't even have enough space for her panties.
This lovely couple is so innovative in spending their money.

Yup, she has her husband to roll balls for her leather floors.
It rhymes yaw!

Oh well, I rather she gave me a fraction of that money,
she used to do up the place,
and I'll put it to good use.
Like, getting double eyelid surgery? :)

---
Tomorrows the day!
Whoo, I can't wait to see you guys again!
-shakes butt, wags tail
SEEE YOUUUUUU!

2009-03-24T14:31:00.002+08:00

Oh em geeeeeeeeee.

I want this as a pet,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thylacosmilus

And I'll use this as transport,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptodon

And I'll employ these lil' rat faces to scratch my back,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_gopher

Oh well, gotta stop dreaming.
Meeting Cousin Wang Later,
BUH BYE~

2009-03-23T18:42:00.004+08:00

I FINALLY GOT MY FUCKING SKINNIES BACK.
Whoo.

Shall I share with you my ill fate?
You see, I was going to help Xinyi transfer money,
but when I stood at the ATM,
at the screen which calls for the account number,
to which I was going to transfer to,
my phone battery went flat,
and the account number was stored in my phone.

You tell me, what a fucking ingrate phone,
backstabbing me like that.

Fuck you phone.

Oh yes,
I almost forgot,
Screw Singlehood.

2009-03-22T02:06:00.006+08:00

My, my, aren't you in a good mood.

I certainly am not on the greener side of the grass.
You see, I downloaded the new MSN messenger,
I tell you.. its.. its..

Simply wonderful, its amazing..
my ass.

Its rubbish, its laggy, it takes forever to sign in,
its colors are ugly, oh my god,
its logos are ugly, its layout is ugly,
its definitely shit compared to the old one,
it looks like a cheap, pirated china rip off,
to simply put it, it certainly sucks a lot of cock.

Better yet, I can't downgrade it to the old one anymore,
lucky lucky me.

Fuck you, MSN.
Where have your terrific brains ran to?
Have your brains fried?
Honestly, have you guys been eating grass?
Have some chicken essence to refresh yourself,
please, my goodness.

ps,
Alright, perhaps I maligned MSN,
the new messenger is kinda' cool,
since you can change the messenger's skin to your own pictures.
And when the messenger's window is minimized,
it looks nice.
And its not as laggy already.

pps,
CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC,
on Thursday at Orchard's Cathay Cineleisure.
People who received SMSes concerning this outing,
please make yourself free (:
Meet up at 2pm, thanks.
Sheesha session will be held after movies (:

2009-03-21T21:56:00.003+08:00

TB mates,
Jaslyn er jie, Yinen da jie, bimbo Natalie,
sweetie Cherie, pretty Emily, chiobu Jiamin,
lumpy Xinyi, eyelash-less Peijun, otaku Chris,
zarpee Nizar, shorty Annisaah, funny Yan,
crazy Sarah, Domo-kun loving Mak,
and all the people I haven't seen for some time,

I miss all of ya',
but too bad, I'm sick now (yeah, I'm still sick ):),
do plan some outings when I get well,
I can't wait to see you guys again,
since holidays have started,
and we'll not see each other as frequently.

I miss ya' all, I miss ya' all!
:D :D

And happy holidays,
whoever is having holidays now. :D

2009-03-20T13:01:00.003+08:00

I'm currently half dead.
I'm really just floating around light headedly.

I feel so fucking sticky,
my heads pulling me down,
my right eye is swelling,
my throat hurts,
my ears hurts from the extreme coughing,
my legs, back, shoulders, arms are all aching,
my teeth hurts,
my chest hurts,
I am not feeling well, at all.

I'm praying hard a Vampire will bite me,
so I'll get well immediately,
and even better, I'll become a Vampire.
(Twilight's dimension)

I planned to go to school today,
but while on my way to the interchange,
I was coughing like one fuck.

Bimbo Nat messaged to ask if she should go school,
her leg still hurts apparently.

So in the end, we decided not to go together.
So I took the bus home,
I was almost crawling home.

Today is the last day of the first semester by the way,
starting tomorrow we'll have,
3 weeks of vacation.

You secondary school and primary school students,
only have 1 measly week, which ends this week.
Eat your heart out, we have 3 weeks.

I need to go take medicine now, bye.
I have gotta get well soon.

---
I'm fucking sick now.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HELP! ):

2009-03-19T13:57:00.003+08:00

You gotta' pity me, I swear.

I'm having flu, sore eyes, sore throat and
aching body now.
I was even having fever yesterday.

Guess it was due to spending the whole day,
in the freezing access room.

And so, I did not attend school today.
Which also resulted in me not taking the DTG test today.

Oh well.

Its the third day I've been waiting for my contact lens,
so I called up the shop and asked,
guess what?
They said they are low on stocks,
thus I must wait a week or two.

Fuck you, lick my shoes clean, bitch.
Seriously, where is your reliability?

8 critical service attributes of a service professional;
Customer First Mindset
Positive Attitude
Professional Competence
People Orientation
Basic Respect
Reliability
Resourcefulness
Personalized Responsiveness

Your bloody shit eating shop,
failed in reliability, resourcefulness and positive attitude.

You bloody hell told me,
my order will arrive in one to two days.

I've been waiting for the third day,
bloody hell no calls,
from your fucking pea brained shop.

I had to call and ask myself.
If you had no stock,
isn't it your fucking responsibility to call me up,
and tell me of your situation?

Isn't that basic respect?
What if I don't call?
You tell me.

I am absolutely pissed.
Honestly, I will not patronize your fucking shop,
EVER.

Unless gifts and consolations are concerned..

2009-03-18T18:36:00.003+08:00

Yay!
Nat's dad drove me and Yinen,
together with Nat to school today!
Thus I do not have to squeeze with the fucking morning crowd,
on the train, and walk the fucking road to school.
I am so happy, I am so fortunate,
living is simply wonderful.
...

This was suppose to happen to me.
But noooooooooooooooo,
I had to fucking oversleep.
By a fucking hour. (:

Therefore, I had to squeeze with the fucking morning crowd,
therefore, I had to walk the fucking long road to school,
and also, I was terribly late for school.
Great. (:
Just living, practically pisses me off.

Oh well.

----------
And god damn sorry,
Chio bu Jiamin,
for three consistent times,
I forgot to bring my laptop,
even with constant reminders.
Sorry.
I'll bring it tomorrow, I SWEAR.

And thanks a lot Daryl,
to come down all the way from Hougang to school,
even though you are having your holidays now,
just to help us open the locker to take our DTG books,
because I forgot to bring locker keys,
just so we can study for tomorrow's test.
Thanks a lot!

And thanks a million Kenneth,
for waiting an hour for me at the MRT station,
just because I got campus duties,
as a punishment for racing on the office chair yesterday,
and thanks a whole lot,
for coming over to teach me how to strum the guitar.
THANKS!!
----------

Left 4 Dead, its so fucking fun,
OH MY FUCKING GOD.

ITS SO FUCKING GOOD,
IT MAKES ME HIGH.
*dances around*

Its scary, but oh my god,
fun, fun, fun, fun. (:

I'm gonna' download it on my computer now.

And Bimbo Natalie! Get well soon, your injured leg.

And thanks a lot Nizar,
I got to clean 2 rows of computer tables,
while you, play L4D in the access room.

DTG test tomorrow,
god damn it, time to study,
tatas.

2009-03-17T22:04:00.002+08:00

HA!

Joke of the day,
Natalie Phoenicia Teong.

Some cartwheel you were able to do.

You see, Natalie claimed she could do a cartwheel when she was young,
so I showed her that I could do it too.

You see, we were doing it in class,
by the whiteboard.

So she decided to try and relive her childhood memories
and tried to do one too,
before she even did half the cartwheel she hit her ankle,
on the side of the whiteboard.
She was in pain, I tell you.

Hilarious sight, hilarious.
Poor Nat had to walk like she broke her back,
the whole day because of the pain.

Another joke of the day,
Me.

You see, me and Nizar,
(fuck you Nizar, how come you play no prob,
I play, kena scolding)
decided we were to have an office chair race,
out in the corridor.

AND YES,
I got caught by the DM.

Why?
Because my stupid chair got stuck,
at the side of the corridor,
and Nizar managed to roll fast enough into the classroom,
while I, not only lost the race, got caught and scolded.

Thanks alot, Nizar, thanks.

I swear the DM had no childhood,
I mean, hasn't he raced on office chairs when he was younger?
I mean, they do it now in adult offices too right?
As a form of leisure?
Recreational activity?

Poor guy, he missed out so much of his childhood.
I wonder if he even knows whats ice pop.
Or maybe Pokemon?
How bout' play mobil?
Blessed him, dumb DM.

2009-03-16T19:37:00.007+08:00

With 7 points for N(A) GCE N Levels,
progressing to sec 5 was easier than anything else.

7 points was also a dream point for many N level failures,
that do not have a chance for sec 5.

But I, with 7 points, chose the path of ITE instead.
ITE College West Clementi Campus,
Nitec in Tourism.

And up till now,
I don't regret it.

Nope, not because of my chosen course,
its because I had made the bestest of friends right here in ITE,
I'm definitely blessed to be placed in TB.

You can never find a girl more straight forward
than chio bu Jiamin.

You can never find a girl cooler
than shopping loving Xinyi.

You can never find a girl more jumpier
than bimbo Natalie.

You can never find another Malaysian
like pony Jaslyn.

You can never find a lady more health conscious
than smarty Yinen.

You can never find a girl with shorter eye lashes
than perfectly normal Peijun.

You can never find a girl who loves her boyfriend
like pretty Emily.

You can never find another girl with a kinder personalty
than sweetie Cherie.

You can never find girl who loves violence and gore more
than otaku Christina.

These people are one in a million,
they are definitely one of the reasons I enjoy school.

Oh, in case you are looking for shoes,
check this out,
http://silverlibrary.livejournal.com/
prepare to scream like one fuck.

I'm in love with all of them,
I shall be in the foot steps of Lumpy and start saving up,
during the holidays.

2009-03-15T02:22:00.004+08:00

Its 2:22AM now
and I can't get to sleep.

I feel like I'm meditating now,
just sitting here, breathing, blogging.
Shall I yoga now?

Nah, bad idea,
I'll end up breaking some bones instead.

I rather just sit here, meditate,
and hopefully I will achieve enlightenment,
and become a Buddha.
Nan-mo-a-mi-toh-for.

Oh well, enough bull shitting,
I guess I shall just try to get to sleep,
by counting how many times by brother farted in his sleep.
*poot*

Don't forget to do my Nuffnang poll!
Okay? Do it okay?
Or else I'll collect farts in a bottle,
and stuff it up your bloody nostrils. (:

My phone hasn't been much of use lately,
it doesn't constantly annoy me with phone calls,
or messages, or anything.
I feel like I'm floating down into the canal of redundancy.

*****

*Updates*

Goodness, my meditation has really brought me enlightenment
and I have somewhat become a Buddha of sort..
or perhaps even a god,
whatever it is, I am no mere mortal anymore.
*My god, am I glowing or what?!*

Why?
Because we managed to complete a bulk of our projects today.
In one day, we managed to complete a whole fucking load of it.

Oh well,
Hard work and effort pays off.
Being a godly being helps even more.
*Superman pose*

2009-03-14T23:35:00.003+08:00

Sarah, Yan and Jocelyn came over for project.
We've completed nothing, though.
Great, gotta' rush project tomorrow.

Lumpy, you must be happily reading New Moon now,
while I strangle and drown myself in projects.
Thanks man, thanks,
that made me felt so much better.

2009-03-13T22:17:00.003+08:00

Dear readers,
today, I seriously actually regretted watching a movie,
for the first time in my life.

Nat, Yinen, Xinyi, Jiamin, Cherie and I
decided to watch Coming Soon.

Initially Xinyi didn't wanted to watch horror film,
so we had to trick her into going with us.

Our plan was to trick her into going,
tell her we are watching some action movie,
get Coming Soon tickets without telling her,
go into the theater, sit down, wait for the film to roll,
and let her find out what we were actually watching.

But then we were afraid she will cry,
so we dropped the idea and told her the truth instead.
After much persuasion, we managed to get her to succumb,
to her fate of watching Coming Soon.

My god, I swear,
its, fucking fucking ultra mega super scary.

My god, Cherie was tearing already.
Xinyi was curling up into a ball.
The rest of us were frightened till we can't stop laughing.

Seriously, its fucking scary,
you planning to watch it?
I tell you, NO!
Better not.

Because I was so fucking freaked out by the movie,
I got my brother to wait for me at the bus stop,
in order to have someone accompany me up the lift.

2009-03-12T18:30:00.005+08:00

*slams close book*
I finished reading Twilight last night.
I finished it within a day.
My face was in the book the whole day.
I was almost eating the book.
Om nom nom.

Have I mentioned I'm an A1 Literature student.
Well, I jolly am.

Reading books are my specialty.

Alright, I bullshitted, I seldom read.
But I am an A1 English Literature student.

2009-03-11T20:13:00.004+08:00

Happy 18th Birthday, Rudolph!

I'm currently engrossed in this,

Now let me get back to the bloody drinking vampires..
My god, my goal in life now is to be a vampire.
No la, joking..

Fine, I admit,
I wanna' be a vampire.
RAWR :D

2009-03-10T00:22:00.002+08:00

Guess what people,
we had CTR test, again.

Told ya',
they think I'm cheating.

I most certainly did not, I am smart,
yada yada,
blah blah blah.
*common display of arrogance*
Aiya, I am smart la.

My god,
I love Viwawa.

I love you, Viwawa,
I love you, Wahjong.

I know la, I know la.
Yet another boring post from me.

Sorry,
I really have nothing to blog about.

Seriously, why?
Why do I have nothing to blog about?

Why ain't I invited to grand outings,
or perhaps maybe glamorous parties?
Or maybe just funky night outs?
Why am I stuck at home playing Viwawa?!
*violently slams table*
Bloody nincompoops,
how can you people forget to put me,
on the invites?
I wonder..

Honestly, why?!
Fine, I was invited to Rudolph's birthday tonight.
But, I only have $2 left in my wallet.
Sorry, Rudolph, hope you enjoyed yourself.
(Although I know your only true intentions was not to invite me,
it was to invite some ponies right!? Ha-
I saw through your plans.)
My god, I missed the drinks.

Oh well.

And hi, Annisaah, you still dreaming bout BP bathing?
Aww, shucks.
Yew pervert!

San-bigbutt-dra Lumpy Xinyi,
get your big butt to school tomorrow alright?!
We miss you.
And I want my Twilight.

2009-03-09T18:56:00.003+08:00

Happy 17th birthday Jaslyn Tan Sham Theng!

So? Did you enjoy your Oreo cheese cake?
You better do.

We made it ourselves,
hard work, effort, love and all.

Yup, we made it at CPJ's house yesterday.

School was purported supposed to end at 3PM today,
due to exam period,
there was no sports and wellness class till 4PM.
But nooooooooooooooooooooo,
its actually exam period on the next week.
Simply phrase, we still have to go for sports and wellness,
till 4, today.

I happily thought I could leave at 3PM after CTR class.
But no, I had to go for sports and wellness to do some stupid test paper.

God shit.
Test? Paper test?
With a pen?

God, sports and wellness has paper test?
God, you see the link?
No? Neither do I.

Seriously, my god.

2009-03-08T22:00:00.002+08:00

Met up with Natalie, Yinen, Jiamin and Shawn,
to go over to Peijun's place for some stuff that cannot be revealed yet.

I had swordfish sushi today,
my god, heavenly.

Chewy, tender, my god.

I just came home,
around 9 plus,
bathed my dog,
I'm fucking tired now.

Too lazy for long post.
Bye people.

2009-03-07T16:10:00.005+08:00

"Twilight is so nice, I have the books, I watched the movie.
Its so good. Plus Edward Cullen is so hot."

I've heard this like more then a hundred times,
and generally I gave this people nonchalant replies like,
"Whatever la, you just like it cos' Edward "whatever" is hot."

Okay, so since I was bloody bored,
I decided to watch it online to see what are all the fans screaming over.

Turns out,
my god.

Its.. its.. its...
awesome.

MY GOD.
Vampires.. so cool.

I wanna' buy the books..
Goodness..
So cool..

Oh fuck it, I wanna' watch the sequel now..
Vampires are so cool.

I heard there are even werewolves later on in the story.
I like.

Can it get even cooler, my god, Vampires + Werewolves?
I bet it'll be even better the some Lycans chewing on Vampires.

Alright, I'll be going out soon for Sheesha session,
and I think I'll be going down to Seng Kang for Andrew's birthday.

Happy 17th Birthday, Andrew!

By the way..
I watched this..

Hearty Paws

and this last night..

10 Promises To My Dog

Both are somewhat similar to Marley and Me.
The Korean's Hearty Paw.. is damn sad.

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*draws line for more entries*

Back from Bugis,
reached home at late 1am+.

My god,
the sheesha was definitely wasted.

We totally didn't care about it at all,
we were all too engrossed in our game of dare or dare.

Goodness,
we did plenty of stupid things.

Haha! Jaslyn,
that was some puppy walk,
and nice car slapping.

I didn't attend Andrew's birthday,
and here is something I wanna' say to the people to attended,
especially, Andrew, Annisaah, Sarah, Yan and Indra (you went right?)..

Dear people,
I am damn bloody fucking sorry.
My god, I feel damn guilty,
especially Sarah and the people,
I asked you all down and I didn't go..
I'm so sorry alright?
I mistook the time.
I thought "late night" meant 1, 2am,
and thus I planned to leave sheesha place at 10pm to go down to Sengkang,
but "late night" apparently meant 10pm.
I'm really really sorry,
and damn regretted for not confirming the time.
Sorry Sarah, sorry Yan, sorry Indra, sorry Nisa,
I'm damn sorry!!
Sorry Andrew!! Happy birthday!!
I'm so sorry alright?
My god, I feel guilty.
Please don't hate me pleaseeeeee.
I can't live without you people,
I'm so sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!
XOXO,
Shawn.

I'm sorry. ):

And Jiamin,
sorry for eating your duck rice.
I already got retribution, stomachache.

2009-03-06T22:00:00.004+08:00

Nice movie,
touching, heart warming, simply adorable.

Makes me wanna' start loving my dog till no end.
Sorry Zaizai, that doesn't change the fact that you still stink,
and that you will be vigorously scrubbed in the showers tomorrow.

I didn't go to school today,
wasn't feeling well,
had zero mood for school,
and I overslept anyway.

So I stayed home and sleep.
But since I was suppose to meet up with TB mates for movie today,
here is how I planned it,
10am wake up ->
11am go see doctor take MC ->
12am end go town->
100+pm reach town meet them.

But noooooooooooo,
I had to over slept by 3 (fucking) hours,
3, mind you, 3 fucking hours, not 3 minutes, 3 fucking hours,
and had to rush down to town.

My bloody god.
Can I please stop oversleeping?!
I would really rather pee my bed.
Seriously.

Goodness gracious.

Back on track with the movie,
I met up with Natalie, Yinen, Jiamin,
Xinyi, Zack and Christina for the movie.

Guess what!?
For the last CTR (Customer Relations) progress test,
me, as you might expect,
got 48/50!
Lets convert it to upon 100,
just so to make it even more amazing then it already is,
its 96/100, 96 my dear readers, 96.

Christina told me,
she said that Ho was gonna' give me a free movie pass,
for topping the class in the first progress test.

I wasn't top for the last one though,
I was beaten by some incorrigible step bimbo,
who got 49/50.

(Joking la, Yinen,
you're smart, you're smart okay?
Please don't strangle me with your hair extensions.)

But who cares,
I still got 48/50,
without studying,
and while fucking up most of the questions.

Imagined if I studied,
I would have gotten full marks, a 50.

I swallowed one side of the ball of my tongue barbell,
while having LJS, my god, clam chowders. *drool*

Fucking cheap thing,
it has been unscrewing itself for countless times,
ever since I bought it,
for the bloody low price of $1.90.

2009-03-05T20:56:00.005+08:00

DTG, I will pass with flying colors.
Yeah right, my colors will all fly.

Lots of people seem to be having cough and sore throat recently.
Get well soon people,
drink more water, smoke less, eat healthy,
sleep early, rest more.

Speaking of sleeping..
So nice of you people,
to take my picture while I was sleeping,
thanks a lot Chiobu,
thanks a lot Lam-pee,
thanks a lot Cherie ball.
-_-'

And thanks for sending them around,
What a marvelous way,
to use Bluetooth.
Sending my unglam sleeping pictures.
Thanks man.

Went down to 433.
I miss 433.
Hello Michelle,
Hello Marcus,
Hello Jasmine,
Hello Donald,
Hello Uddam,
Hello Eugene,
Hello Heiden(?),
Hello everyone.

There's still tons of project work to do.
Argh, and so little time left to complete.

My god.

I took some photos today,
but I'm dead beat.

But this one will surely bring a chuckle to your face,

Person in picture, Dennis Mak.
Credits to Chiobu Jiamin.

2009-03-04T22:14:00.002+08:00

Why.. Why.. Why..

Ms Dewi..
Why?!
Why test tomorrow?!!

DTG somemore..
Destination Geography..

Oh my god..
A class that I didn't bother listening to..
at all.

You're a failure, Shawn Lim!

Yew betta buck up rite nao!
I know la, I know la.
*nonchalant expression*

Wad hab yew bin doin in class orr dis taim?!
Don't bother to be early, talk, run around, play UNO,
copy Christina's answers, go class have picnic,
self proclaim smart people don't have to study,
laugh at Natalie's stupid bimbo remarks,
draw table, day dream, etc etc..

Mai god, YEW are a failure! A failure! I tell yew!
Ya la, ya la.

Anyway, how hard can DTG get.
Its like Normal Academic's Geography.

Oh wait, I flunk Normal Academic Geog.
Argh! I'm a failure! )':

Oh yes people,
Class starts at 8am today,
I arrived at 9+.

Why?
Because I am totally deaf to my alarm now.
I even stuffed my phone in my shirt before I sleep,
so that I can at least feel the vibration.
But nooooooooo,
I still overslept.

But at least I remember to bring Cherie's present.
Yay for me please.

Oh yes, I am sick, I am sick.
No la, not perverted sick.
Like sick kind of sick.

I'm having bad cough.
Poor me.

I initially didn't wanted to go to school today,
since I'm sick and already overslept,
but since Firizqqi was leaving us today,
I decided I should slap my butt up and go to school.

But nooooooooo,
Firizqqi didn't have to leave us today.
Yay for TB,
we got to keep our class mascot,
for a little while more.

Alright, that's all, bye.

2009-03-03T21:24:00.006+08:00

Happy 17th birthday, Cherie!
Happy 20th birthday, Firizqqi!

Morning didn't start too well,
Woke up late,
Abandoned poor Nizar,
I am supposed to meet him to go to school, you see.
Sorry Nizar! Sorry! *tears* sniff sniff..
*blows tissue* )':
S0rrwiesx w0rrsx!

Next, forgot to bring Emily's present for Cherie.
My God.

CTR test. Shucks.
I'm sure I won't be the top scorer.
Grr. Yeah, Hafiz,
you win, you win.

Shawn Lim,
You're a failure!
Ho, my fave phrase now.
You're a failure!

P/s,
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it fucking hurts.
It fucking hurts, it fucking hurts, it fucking hurts,
it fucking won't stop hurting.

P/p/s,
I pluck an ant's butt out.
Surprisingly, its still alive and kicking!
Walking around looking for its butt,
which was probably squashed in between my fingernails.

Its so amusing,
shut up la, its not cruel, its just a bloody ant.
Imagine an ant without it's butt,
walking around.
Simply amusing.

I can so imagine it when he/she goes home..

Mom Ant: "Terence! Where the hell is your butt?!"
Terence the Ant: "I lost it while playing, gosh, I look so much slimmer and sexier now, I feel so carefree and light!"
Mom Ant: "I quite agree, maybe I should lose mine too.. Maybe lose a pair of legs too, I'll be so much lighter!"

Don't worry ant lovers,
Terence is still walking around on my table.
He looks simply adorable.
Oops, I blew him off the table.
Bye, Terence.

2009-03-02T18:14:00.007+08:00

Gwee Jiamin! I'm swinging this in your face!

Our "Eiffel Tower". Somewhat la huh.

Natalie, you siam la!
Never do work still come and act chio with us!

Whoo, tall.

Bejeweled Jaslyn, Step Bimbo Yinen, Lumpy Lam Xinyi.

xoxo.

My post was initially supposed to be a happy one.
You fucked it up.
Thanks a lot.
Continue fucking her/him up.
I realised,
I don't have to give a damn.

If you dig my heart out now,
It'll look trampled, burnt,
torn, pierced.
Its god damn ugly.
I guess you're happy now.
But till this end, I'm deeply in love with you.
Oh wells, whatever.

Back to the happy post,
Okay la, not so happy.
Since I trained with an unknown guy from don't what school,
sitting beside me,
while (him) being damn stinko. *phew*

My god,
would you please spray some perfume?
Or at least bath?
Or how bout' staying shut in your house?
Hardcore stinks.

Even me,
someone whom just finished sports and wellness class,
smells trillion times more heavenly.

I seriously stuffed my fingers at my nose when sitting beside him,
when I took it out for awhile,
5 secs, I have to stuff my fingers back again.

Seriously, lock yourself at home,
instead of traumatizing a cute, young and studious boy,
from Bouna Vista to Eunos.
Hardcore right.

If a human eats a chimp, its probably gross right?
Since they are both primate?
How bout' a bird eating a bird?
Same logic?
I saw two mynas pecking on a chicken drumlet.

Speaking about birds eating birds,
Chicky is a psycho.
Yes, the fat white chicken of KFC.
Right? Right?
I mean,
HE supports people to eat his fellow chicken-kind.
How can?
Imagine a rooster ripping his brothers and sisters legs out for you.
Confirm weird right?

I once saw a Chicky magazine,
where they have this comic column,
and guess what was Chicky doing?
He was teaching small kids,
to not harm animals,
AND even brought them to SPCA for a tour!

What-the-fuck.
Bloody hypocrite bird brain.
If you see Chicky,
Kick him in the crotch,
I know its a costume,
but still,
Fuck Chicky.
Cannibal Cock.

P/s,
Knnbccb!
Tomorrow, progress test again.
Whoo, Shawn Lim,
Go study,
Pwn em all.

I got 19/24 for my last test by the way,
got people get 20 ones,
I'm no longer top,
so long my no. 1 standing..
No la, must wait for me kay?
I will stand atop of you again,
SOON!

2009-03-01T13:55:00.001+08:00

Pictures from yesterday,
took me gazillion minutes/secs/hours to upload.
I'll kill you if you don't appreciate my efforts. :)

Dinner @ Taste Of Thailand,

Sheesha @ Haji Lane,

That's all.
Bye.

P/s,
Pet Society bores me now.
But since I have nothing to do..
Oh wells.

2009-02-28T00:26:00.001+08:00

Happy 17th Birthday in advance, CHERIE CHOONG!

Had Dinner with Birthday girl Cherie, Jiamin, Christina, Xinyi, Zack, Emily + Nelson, Yisi, Hello Kitty Melvin, Cherie's friends at Yishun's Taste Of Thailand.

Oh my god, deer meat is WHOOOOOO.
Sexy, gorgeous, marvelous, bravo, excellent, awesome,
with sauce like Mcdonald's prosperity burger.
Heavenly, I tell you, I tell you!

Oh god.

Said bye to Yisi, Melvin, Cherie's friends and,
headed down to Haji Lane after that for Sheesha.
And met up with
Sarah,
Indra,
Yan,
their friends, Shahidah and Jialing,
Zhi An,
Peijun,
Bimbo Natalie,
Jaslyn,
Brandon,
Dennis,
Dennis's friends, Chaolin(?) and oops, forgot your name, shucks,
(Okay, your name is Jasper, Hi!)
and Daryl.

We look all over the place for Sheesha cos the first one we went to,
cos of our big group (go count how many people yourself),
needed at least 6 i/cs that proves we are over 18 and can smoke Sheesha.
But we only had two, Nelson's and Daryl's, both 19.

While the rest of us were.. 16 going 17. Fuck.

So we had to walk all over the fucking god damn place to look for Sheesha.
The place was super crowded, super hot, I tell you, I tell you,
super wet and humid too.

Emily was fuming, and pissed.
So in the end, Sarah, Yan, Emily, Xinyi, Nelson, Indra, Jialing, Shahidah went home,
Due to being pissed off about not able to get our hands on Sheesha.

We got it in the end, whooo.
Xinyi, aww, too bad, who ask you go home so early.
Sheesha? Hm, not very nice eh, overall, still okay la.
A lot of smoke, if inhaled, omgoodiness, choking.
*Puke*
I prefer my ice mint, I love yewwww!

We sat there and played truth or dare la,
So fun, =='
So much kisses, aww.

We left at around 11pm,
reached home at 12.

My camera has tons of pictures,
but too bad, people,
wait till tomorrow for me to upload the pictures,
I can't be arsed to do it now.

- bye!

Oh yeah, Cherie!
Cheer up alrights, its your Birthday,
there's no such thing as regretting celebrating it.
We all had fun today,
don't emo okay?
We will always be there for you!
Happy birthday!

2009-02-27T22:36:00.000+08:00

D':

Firizqqi, our class mascot, sorry you have to go,
we will all miss yew, ya know?
Screw NS. The new uniform spells "douche bag that hides in bushes".
But I'm sure you'll look dashing, somehow, in that douche bag uniform.

Anyway, change of plans for Cherie's birthday.
Having feast at Yishun, after that head down for sheesha at Bugis.
I am so god damn excited, oh my god, even though my money is fast running out and I still have to pay my bill of total..

304.87!

T.T

Today, CTR test, again. *roll eyes*
How come so many progress test?!
Do they not trust in my Godly number of 44.5/50 marks (unbelieving, but top in class, if I must repeat for the countless number of time)?

I did not cheat, I tell you. *adjust glasses*
I will become an outstanding service porh-vider (in Mrs. Ho's words).

Went to JP with Chio Bu Jiamin, and the lovey dovey Emily and Nelson to get some stuff.
I'm so grossed out with couples, ew.
Fine, I'm purely jealous. Hmph. *pout lips*

Vinny Vincent! Cheer up alright?
Look on the bright side, at least you have cigarettes.
And your dogs are cute to the max.

2009-02-26T22:46:00.000+08:00

Sentosa Class Trip on Sunday.

Fun hor, my weekends are packed.
(roll eyes)

Got Surprise Test for ITI today, even more fun hor. Mr Kwek, very fun hor?!
Fun lor.

"I have high hopes on you ar, you better score high, even though you don't study and always play in class, you give very good answers for your test."

Uh-duh. Me leh. (flutter eyelash)

EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Some big gross bug just crawled on my lap. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I swear all kinds of insects are flying into my room.
- plans museums for dead insect corpse.

Met up with cousin, Wang, to go check out laptops (for poly) at Funan. Don't know till what time, already sleep walking while on my way home. Come to think of it, I don't remember how I got home.

And, get well soon Annisaah! Come to school tomorrow alright, cos' I know you'll miss me too much. (:

2009-02-25T17:37:00.000+08:00

"Thank you for saving lifes!"
It just keeps ringing in my head, yes yes, thank me, thank me, I am a magnanimous savior and brave hero.

Okay la, I donated blood today.
- Proud.

I'm so brave, la la la.

But the hero, yours faithfully, was utterly embarrassed on my way home. I fucking drooled all over my bag when I fell asleep. I can imagine my saliva drooling down (around 15cm or so) from my mouth to my bag.

- Enough! Stop giving the grossed out look.

2009-02-24T21:19:00.000+08:00

My training notes have style now.

I bought ass lots of things today, tongue stud, eyebrow stud, wooden bead bracelet, pinky ring, while accompany Sarah along with Natalie, Brandon and Yan to buy her new bag for school.

Oh yes, its a known fact, I love Pet Society. I'm an addict.

Upcoming Events:
1) Shisha @ Haji Lane on Saturday with Xinyi and the people.
2) Cherie's birthday celebrations and celebrations for all March Babies in TB @ Sembawang Park on Saturday.